All this talk about there not being enough food to go around apparently made one tiger take matters into his own
hands, um, paws.
An 11-year old 150kg (330lb) Siberian tiger killed a 40-year old male zoo keeper in Kyoto, Japan.
Officials had to shoot the tiger with a tranquilizer gun and wait for him to konk out before they could get in to get out the man. The zoo keeper was already dead.
Police investigation determined that the zoo keeper lured the tiger out with a chicken in order to clean the cage. But, somehow the tiger got back in.
Seems to me that if the tiger had had enough to eat in the first place, it wouldn’t have been tempted to ‘eat more human.’
Q: So…what did the one alligator say to the alligator after they ate a human?
A: I love these. They are chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside.
Zoos. We don’t need them.