Apparently this guy didn’t read my instructions on how not to get rid of bees.

Some knucklehead, in his 40s maybe, fell 85 feet off a cliff and landed in a bee hive.

Talk about crashing a party, or dropping in unexpectedly.

The bees didn’t take to the invasion.beesrid.jpg

They used him for a pin cushion. The swarm was strong enough to knock him over, then covered him completely.

The first thing that came to his mind “My God, I left my cell phone in the car.”

What was he going to do, call their mommies?

In his nose, his eyes, his mouth, his ears…and headed for other holes and crevices that in hindsight, I am sure he was glad he had covered.

Cops backed off for fear of being attacked.

The fellow has lots of time to pull out bee stingers while he heals from a shattered wrist, three broken ribs, a broken arm, a broken toe and 40 staples in his head to heal wounds from the bee stings.

Animal rights? I am not arguing with the bees. You tell the little buzzers they don’t have any rights!

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How Not to Get Rid of Bees

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