Animal Olympics?
Dang it! These animal Olympic events weren’t on my TV sked and I am afraid I missed them. How come all the good stuff gets by me? Okay, how come most everything gets by me?
There is the Bear High Bar Gymnastic Event.
Pygmy Loris Climbing
Elephant Soccer
Goat Riding
What do you think about using animals for entertainment purposes? Maybe the animals could get a kick out of watching us perform.
Question – What did the one alligator say to the other after eating a missionary?
Answer – I love these people. They are soft on the outside and crunchy on the inside.