Tiger Woods and Madonna Give Birth to South China Tiger Cubs

September 20, 2008 / No Comments

Question: What’s cuter than a tiger cub?

Answer: A bunch of tiger cubs.

A tigress in south China named Madonna, gave birth to cubs. The father’s name, and I am not making this up, is Tiger Woods. The cubs were born in captivity by natural means. That is, humans kept their hands out of it. However, after they were born in China, they were taken to South Africa to learn how to survive in the wild. In other words, they needed to learn how to avoid poaching.

It is thought that there are only about 76 South China Tigers left. A farmer in China is standing trial for saying he photographed some of the tigers.

I don’t know if the tigers know it, but they are in some serious trouble if they are depending on Tiger Woods and Madonna to get together to keep their species alive. What do you think?

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