Fat People are Bad for the Environment

April 21, 2009 / 4 Comments

A study published in the International Journal of Epidemiology by the London School of Hygiene & Tropical medicine, has concluded that overweight people are bad for the environment.

fat women Fat People are Bad for the Environment

Fat Women, Harming the Environment!

Fatty fatty two by fours eat more than thin people. Consequently, they are more likely to travel by car. And, don’t you know that cars have to work harder to carry bigger people, too!

“When it comes to food consumption, moving about in a heavy body is like driving around in a gas guzzler,” researchers wrote in their study. The study was published in the International Journal of Epidemiology.

It is estimated that each fat person is responsible for about one ton of carbon dioxide emissions a year more than the average than a thin person. The calculators have determined that the average European accounts for 11 tons of greenhouse gas emissions a year.

Save the world! Go on a diet!

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  • Michelle

    So if I become overweight, I’ll start driving more? Interesting! 😀 I had no idea that once you become fat, you automatically become lazy. This study has changed my view on the world. Seriously.

  • harriet

    ummm, i have a lot of thin friends who eat more than i do! yes i’m overweight but i actually eat better than they do, being gluten and lactose intolerant stops me from eating junk! theres those lucky skinny people who have high metabolisms! this is a rubbish study!

  • http://jakeplayer.com jake player

    i am fat… get in my tummy. NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • Jim

    I you really want to save the planet, kill yourself. I think people who come up with this stupid shit should do it first.