Question: What did the one alligator say to the other alligator after he ate the human?

Answer: I love these things. They are soft and chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside.

it might be funny if it weren’t true.

It seems that there’s an 18-feet crocodile down under who ate a camper, a 62-year old bloke on vacation with his wife. Now his wife is on permanent vacation from her husband.

Charlie is the name of the croc and is considered the likely depository of the man who has been missing for a couple of days. Charlie is normally “pretty docile and pretty shy.” Yeah, animals can be that way when they have a full belly.

Let’s take care of the animals before they take care of us, eh?

Image courtesy of Alberto F.

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Is it just me that thought that crocodiles eat everything that passes their way? Or at least everything? If not, then my friends we’ve been wrong by a long shot because the ferocious predates obviously, either fear the hippos, are good friends with them or just don’t care to much about their vegetarian body fat. So next time you encounter a croc (that’s a crocodile, yes) tell him you’re a hippo and you eat vegetarian. That may save you.

While we’re at it, here’s how the hippos spend some quality time at the spa. It’s great to be a hippo I suppose.