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GE Wants a Greener Santa, Designs a New Sleigh

December 17, 2009 / 1 Comment

General Electric, the thoughtful corporate behemoth, has decided that Santa's centuries old sleigh is needs change for the modern age, and that it needs to get more environment friendly. Keeping that in mind, they have designed a new sleigh for Mr. Claus, and this one has the goodness of modern technology, and no boot space to carry all those gifts ...

Penguins in Santa Claus Outfits

December 12, 2008 / No Comments

Here at GP we love all of God's creatures, except for maybe spiders and snakes and such (still want them safe though). We especially love animals that are cute. What we don't like it when people make fools out of animals. I mean, c'mon. We make fools out of ourselves easy enough. Why do we need to make fools out ...