Cameron Diaz topless? Or Cameron Diaz in a topless Prius? Both of those headlines would make us happy here at Greenpacks.

Cameron Diaz in a Topless Toyota Prius (edited)

Seriously. Cameron Diaz is the new celebrity face for the environment. So, I went looking to see what else the pretty lady has done for our home – planet Earth.

Here’s what I learned -

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psy·cho·path – n.   A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse.

PETA wants the NFL to require the ‘psychopath’ Michael Vick to undergo psychiatric evaluations and brain scans before letting him back on the field. Hmmm…

Michael Vick

Now, I don’t buy into anything Vick did, the dog fighting and such. Gosh, if I had my way, I’d do away with the entire NFL, NBA and MLB. Paying criminals ungodly sums to play seems psychopathic to me. But, then the only thing worse than a man asking for $200 million to play a game is somebody willing to pay him that much and others willing to pay to watch him play.

But, PETA is a case of the pot calling the kettle black if I ever saw it before. Consider these posts -

Three Topless PETA Demonstrators outside KFC

Japanese Star, Aya Sugimoto, Poses Nude for PETA

15 Hot (Women) Celebrities that Posed Nude for the Planet

Topless Activists Protest Bear Skin with Bare Skin

Who is being criminal, perverted, amoral and antisocial in this picture?

Okay…both Michael Vick and the PETA folks.

I am serious now. I have got to come up with a plan that girls everywhere will protest against. Girls will go bare to protest bear skins. I could bear that. And others went topless to protest KFC. At least 15 celebrities posed nude for the planet(not really a protest.)

Well, here are some more girls, going topless and having blood (fake) smattered on their backs to protest bullfights.

Dang it! Why can’t I come up with something that girls will show up topless to protest against? Any ideas. I don’t cut my grass enough. I cut it too much. It’s not green enough. I use to much water trying to keep it green.

Help me out here. What cause can you think of to get girls to show up with no clothes on to fight against?

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We’re behind the bears!

I know what you wanna see, I know what you like.

What’s with the dude? Nothing you can say will make me change my mind.

What bare skin? I don’t believe you are making a statement.

The post about 3 topless PETA demonstrators protesting outside KFC generated quite a buzz. Not much sympathy, just buzz and a desire to have the girls make a real statement. You know, stand up and be seen. That kind of thing.

Turns out the PETA people have friends in Britain too. The girls are showing bare skin to protest using bear skin. Those hats. What’s up with that?

I remember seeing Natalie Portman in a picture emphasizing the fact that she was wearing faux leather. In other words, she just wants to look like she killed an animal to get its skin, not really kill the animal.

It reminds me of the hippie types wearing army fatigues. They want to look like they are in the army but don’t want to serve. What’s up with that, too?

Okay, girls. You want to make a statement. Stand up and be seen, dang it! Or sit down.

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Where’s my camera when I need it? And why don’t these girls do their thing at a KFC near me, dang it? Topless demonstrators for PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) were spotted hanging outside a KFC joint in central Sydney.

Here birdie, birdie. Here birdie…

What you hiding there, honey? You got something to say? Then how about saying it out in the open? Other than the ladies that posed nude for the planet, PETA is trying the bare skin approach, too. Good luck girls.

Can I get your autograph?

Yo! Ladies. We have KFCs here in California. And, you know, there are no laws against going naked in San Francisco? I suppose if you went topless there, nobody would care. Well, nobody but me.

Police were called in to arrest the girls and detain them. I suppose there were no shortage of volunteers for that duty at the downtown Sydney police station.

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